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"MarquetteLa" (marquettela) 04/11/2016 at 15:02 • Filed to: None

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My colleagues have interesting definitions of “compact” cars...and acceptable parking in general.

dogisbadob > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:08

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Isn’t the Leaf compact tho?

The EPA also has an interesting definition of compact :p

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:08

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Do you not see how amazing of a person they are for driving a Leaf? You should be thanking them!

Nibby > dogisbadob 04/11/2016 at 15:11

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Compact.

MarquetteLa > dogisbadob 04/11/2016 at 15:12

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Yeah the Leaf I would probably consider a compact. The early-2000s Toyota Camry that usually parks next to me? Not so much.

Stapleface > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:14

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But that Camry is the size of a current compact car, isn't it?

MarquetteLa > Stapleface 04/11/2016 at 15:15

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nah brah. nah. it literally squeezes in between the lines when it’s parked correctly. no room to open doors if another Camry were parked beside it.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:26

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What about the 2014 Tundra Platinum that I stick in compact spots?

buford-t-justice > Nibby 04/11/2016 at 15:28

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Can’t tell of jokes or serial

deekster_caddy > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:31

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put some small spikes on the middle of the back edge of your doors. Kind of like a saw blade, but positioned just so that they are hidden inside your door while it’s closed, but stick back just enough to wreck the edge of their car when you slam your door into theirs “accidentally”.

Okay, don’t - I hate that I had this brilliant evil idea and I would be mad if you did it to me. But still. Camry != compact.

MarquetteLa > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/11/2016 at 15:31

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If it fits, you sits I guess. Just make sure it fits.

deekster_caddy > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:32

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You should definitely park in the spot to the left of that leaf. So close that there’s no possible way for them to open the drivers door, let alone squeeze in between the cars.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 15:32

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I could fit that thing in a dog house as long as I am backing in. Pulling in is another story.

MrDakka > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/11/2016 at 15:33

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MarquetteLa > deekster_caddy 04/11/2016 at 15:48

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I have done this before. The paint on the 323 GTX is pretty awful already, so idgaf about door dings! Unfortunately I left work that day before the offender did :(

Theropod > MarquetteLa 04/11/2016 at 18:21

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Since you live in Colorado, please be sure to remind him that his electric car is in fact, powered by coal. Although, personally, having a coal fired car would be a big selling point.